Some thoughts:

Right now I'm watching the Twins game in the south side of the apartment. On the north side is Darren, watching Queer Eye. Should I be concerned?

Earlier today Chelsea suggested the reason I took that horrible digger off the bike this weekend is because it had two wheels rather than one. Upon her pointing this out, I realized that I have grown more accustomed to riding a unicycle than a bike. Maybe those 16 cans of beer had something to do with it as well.

For whatever reason, I can't stop thinking about a speech I gave my freshman year in college. As with most speech classes, we had peer critiques in which a classmate (or two, or three, or six) stated the thesis of the speech, why it was good, and everything that sucked. My "controversy speech" was on euthanasia and a lovely young airhead named Heather critiqued me. The topic, according to Heather? Youth in Asia. How confused do you think she was?


And those, ladies and gents, are my thoughts for the evening.