Aha! It appears as though I've duped you into thinking marriage is on the horizon for me. In truth, it's not. I'm not against the idea, but...we'll just leave it at that. There was talk of a possible engagement until the penis pump comment. And Alexis? You need to stop writing so damn many research papers. It's eating away at your brain.
The night before last Darren and I stayed up until 3 a.m. making and decorating sugar cookies, which made me think of Rachel and her sugar cookie baking ways. And I can't help but wonder if the back right burner of every stove heats up like a couple of dry-humping sixtten-year-olds when the oven is on. I know the old apartment stoven (stove and oven combined - get it?) used to do just that, but I never knew of it before since only one burner works on my home stove and it happens to be the front left burner.
Back to the story. The counter space is limited in The Shoebox, so we were forced to move shit around to make room to roll out dough. And, of course, being the super duper ultra intelligent life form that I am, I put the economy sized plastic barrel of chocolate protein whey on the back right burner. After the fourth sheet of cookies went into the oven, I realized the PLASTIC was MELTING. Goodness me. I began to peel the gooey crud from the burner and the protein allllll fell out into the burner. And it smelled like burned broccoli. And I still haven't cleaned it up. OKAY, so the story sucked, but I was drunk on sleepiness at the time and I think that may have caused the giggles. It really did stink though, and I do wish I had taken a picture.
Sorry, guys. That's the best I can do.
But yesterday I got to see a baby that wasn't even a day old yet! I've never seen such a youngen before. Of course, I didn't hold her - not for another few months. They have such damn cute dresses for little girls at Target right now, so I was pretty thrilled when Darren's best friend had a girl! Yay!
posted by Amanda at 1:01 PM
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you don't have a job yet so.......... you can chose from: an paper about the life of Jackie-Joyneer Kersee (15 pages),or a comparison of Alchol and Marijuana ( sources must only be scholarly journals 8 to 10 to be exact, no personal experience, bummer, 8-10 pages) I'm not sure what papers go for these days......$50? Let me know. Oh and next time you come to Duluth, GIVE ME A CALL FOR GOD SAKE, if I didn't have pictures I might be forgetting what you look like, or the sound of your voice, or the way you smell, or the way the light hits your hair............
kelly
4:47 PM
Okay, first of all, I felt sure that you were getting married, but if you are going to pretend like you aren't, that's cool, too. And wha - I haven't written a single research paper this semester, so there.
However, second of all, if you don't like the choices Kelly offered you, maybe you'd like to do two PowerPoint presentations. Maybe $60 and some... orange julius? I know you want to, you sweet thang. (Can you guess which class they're for? Man that woman loves the PowerPoint.)
Third of all, I clicked on the link for homeless aminos, which was a big mistake. Hoo-boy. It was giddy squeals and thoughts of buying a puppy all over again.
And fourth, Kelly, you may not have seen Amanda when she came up, but you have photos that exude the sound of Amanda's voice and the smell of her hair? Where do I get some? I'd like to make a giat 32 x 36 inch poster of Amanda to hang in the shrine. I mean... what?
9:50 AM
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