Yesterday at work I was exhausted and crabby after a week of being sick, fucking stuff up, and doing everyone's work. Oddly enough, those three are interconnected. I like to think I fucked up other people's work because I was sick. Oh well, makes them look bad, not me, eh? What an attitude to have!

At about 2pm, and the peak of my shortness, I went to check my mailbox for work and found a green sheet of paper wrapped around something. I opened the paper and this is what it said:

Amanda-

I have heard how you are my #1 fan in the Muggle world. It brings me great joy to know that you believe in magic too.

Please continue to read about my wizardry...and maybe someday you will find the way of the wizard within yourself.

Love,

Harry Potter

From the paper fell a bookmark. I laughed until I nearly cried, then I decided my co-workers aren't so bad after all. Well, some of them at least.

I get to go back to that place today for the Detroit Lions check-in. My plan is to get all of their players sick so the Vikings can actually win a game. Vikings fans can feel free to direct thank you letters my way.