So that's it. Just like that, I'm a college graduate. Man, why didn't anyone tell me it was going to be this easy to slide on out of here? Growing up I thought I'd have to finish one great, big fuck-you salute for the school before they let me out...like a dissertation for undergrads. I'm glad I was a stupid kid.

On the agenda for tonight is an unhealthy amount of beer (I've been drooling like a Rottweiler at dinner time just thinking about it). Tomorrow I move home, then I work for a few days, celebrate the big holiday with the family, then head to the Cities with my sister on Monday. I'll spend a few days with her, then it's off to Darren's, where I'll have more fun than should be allowed by law. Oh yeah, and I have to apply for some jobs. I keep forgetting about that part.

I think this might be my way of saying there might not be much bloggage in my near future. Be strong through this time, my people, for I will return to you. And don't forget to have some happy flippin' holidays.