In the past six hours I have....

• practiced my bra-unhooking skills on a pillow sporting a push-up bra
  
• witnessed scantily clad women wrestle in an inflatable pool of jell-o
  
• graced the trashiest establishment in Duluth (see above)
  
• watched my friends grind on each other in every combination imaginable (see above)
  
• been hit on by a stranger for the first time in my life
  
• been hit on by said stranger's cousin in front of said cousin's girlfriend (do you see what I'm saying about this place being trashy?)
  
• eaten so much I felt ready pop and ooze soup and crackers and cheese and cornbread and candy and magical hot chocolate all over our very clean apartment, then ate some more
  
• realized how different it is being the sober one (being the sober one kind of sucks)
• visited sweet, little Cassi while she worked on campus after a drink or four (with four drunk friends, which was really the entertaining part)

In the next three days I will...

• head to the Cities with the old man
• deliver Christmas trees
• spend quality time with my sister
• fall in love with three dozen animals at the humane society
• fall in love with three dozen different articles of clothing at the mall
• kiss a boy (and by kissing a boy I mean I get to see Darren!)
• bask in gluttony at Olive Garden

A wonderful weekend to all!