A note to my hair:

Dear Hair,

Stop being such a bitch. If you continue pissing me off as you have in the past couple of weeks, I am going to cut you all off. Is that what you want? Do you want to be SHORTENED? Do you want to bid farewell to your dried out, stringy, appalling brothers and sisters?

Just stop being so stupid. That's all I ask.

Thank you.

Love,
Amanda