Another lost blog. Cry for me.

I recently began taking vitamins to replenish all the good stuff my inactive ass never uses, besides that which may be expended standing in front of the fridge, staring blankly at the mass of fruits and vegetables that are staring back at me. When I told Darren my plans for a better me, he told me my urine would turn glow-in-the-dark. I mean, he told me other stuff too, but that's the most important.

And let me tell you, people, IT DOES! I've been so excited to pee for the past week and a half. It's no longer a chore - it's a treat! Even if these horse pills don't have anything in them that will actually make a person healthier, they'll sure help with the water intake. All I do lately is drink and drink and drink, waiting for the next time I get to pee so I can turn off the lights and splash in the glorious urine glow.