i feel like i need to pick up the slack for my blogger-lazy compadres (that's you, alexis, i don't care if you're in colorado!)

i hope christmas was swell for all. mine was great - the weather was phenomenal, which i just can't comprehend. being up north, i feel like i should discuss the weather because that's just what we do up here. i'll fight the urge as best i can. oh oh, my brother got my a bottle of vodka for christmas! and it's not even that bald eagle shit...it's so high quality it comes in a GLASS bottle.

i worked at my little gas station the other day and some guy came in and shared a detailed account of his colonoscopy with me. i really shouldn't have found it as entertaining as i did. i'm one sick puppy.

i'm headed to the cities (oh no, the cities!) for a week or so meaning i will be neglecting my blog. i know...you all will miss me. try to fight through the pain. i'll be back before you know it.