this is what christmas vacation is all about. i was awake for 11 hours all day yesterday and i slept for 12 hours last night. could this be catch-up?

the good news for the day? my dog missed me too! we spent this morning jammin to ghetto superstar and dancing provocatively. she's a racy mutt, that lucy. soon she and i will tromp through the forest together. isn't it sick that most people like to go home to see their friends from high school and i'm like, yeah...hanging out with the dog, having a good time...

my mom expects me to make dinner for the family now that i'm home. what the hell is that all about? it's not like i even make dinner for myself, now i've got to cook for the whole famn damily? looks like they're getting chicken and rice-a-roni tonight. ha, they'll be happy to see me go...in a month...when i go...