so here we are, ladies and gentlemen. my last day in 335...and let me tell you, it's a sad one. i've been all by my lonesome since yesterday afternoon anyway, trying to pack up my goods and drag them down the hall. i helped chelsea and kelly haul their stuff out to their respective automobiles earlier...sure was sad to see those girls go! it's hard to think of what it'll be like without them here next semester.

i feel like i need to put good news in every blog (yes, german cock-eater trials are good news). the good news for the day is i have come to realize i can fully function on an hour and a half of sleep for an evening. i did it twice - yes, twice! - this week. more good news is the semester is officially over and i am now a senior!

i ate a can of tuna for breakfast this morning. i'm really starting to feel like one of those gross college students, even though i'm really into showering. i've been able to smell tuna on me all day. it's just not right.

the semester was capped off this morning with one of the shortest, lamest speeches i've ever embarrassed myself by giving. and i realized at noon...a full four hours after my final...that my fly had been down all day. what the hell are the odds? i wonder if anyone noticed. thanks for filling me in, alexis! i KNOW you were looking at my crotch but neglected to tell me i was revealing myself so you could snicker along with the rest of the class. after all, isn't that what friends are for?