i've finally read up on the trial regarding the german cannibal. i hate to admit it, but i laughed at the scenario. it really is sad, but i think its disgusting nature is beyond my comprehension. it just seems like something i'd see on south park. and does this publication, the australian, stop at nothing in its stories?! i really doubt we'd read such gritty details in american newspapers. thank goodness for the internet though, because the nasty details are the most entertaining (disclaimer: in a bad way) part.

i suppose it'd be different if i had a penis.