Tonight’s the night! Tonight’s the night! This evening is my housewarming party, one day short of my four-month move-in anniversary. Timeliness is pretty much my strongest attribute.

My party will most definitely lead to a hangover and a fight with Darren and it might also lead to eviction, a visit from the Minneapolis PD, and trying furiously to clean vomit from my carpet. Needless to say I haven’t been this jacked for something in a VERY long time.

Last night I watched my cousin’s basketball team on TV and, in doing so, strengthened my crush on my former GM’s son. Prepare me a prison cell; I have a crush on a child.

I sure hope my motivation comes back by Monday morning because these Episcopalians aren’t going to plan themselves.