Olympians turn me on. What can I say? It all started ten years ago with Gary Hall Jr. Alexi Nemov and Blaine Wilson. My new favorite? Shaun White.

I'm in love with Ronald Weasley's look-alike. The fact that he's Ronald Weasley's look-alike only fuels the attraction, I'm sure, but I'm growing increasingly concerned about my attraction for redheads. Think of our children. They'd be ghastly! I've already informed Darren that Mr. White and I were meant to marry...now if only we could meet. Amanda White. It could only be more fitting if his last name were Albino.

But really, what a sweetheart. He watched the opening ceremonies with his jaw visibly dropped, wide-eyed, taking it all in. Nineteen years old and, after winning gold, he abandoned his attempts to stifle the tears once he saw his family. They weren't gross sobby tears either. He's even good at crying.

Today I told Missy about my new love and she said she saw him snowboarding seven years ago and she told his mother and sister, "He's really going to be something in a few years." Right you are, Missy, and my connection (far-fetched as it may be) only proves it was Meant To Be.

What would life be without crushes? Do married people have crushes? Because I don't think I could give this up.