what better way to break up an evening of nothingness than with a spin on the unicycle? and in the hallway, no less. the fun just never stops in this place.

i hate to be one to bitch, but now i've got these sharp pains shooting through my lower abdomen. it's really quite bizarre. i'm convinced there's a baby floating around in there somewhere. this could mean just one thing. that's right...

immaculate misconception.