A couple of years out from finishing college, I can actually feel myself getting stupider every day. Is it weird that I miss learning? Perhaps it’s being able to hold a conversation about more than the weather and last night’s episode of Deal or No Deal? that I miss. I know I could learn stuff on my own, but what good is knowledge if I don’t lose thousands of dollars in the process of gaining it?

Now, in addition to being stupid, I’ve become forgetful. I just stopped mid-action and looked over my desk with glazed eyes for, I kid you not, the FIFTH time today and muttered, “What was I doing?”

Sometimes I wonder how I get anything done around here.