At an time alarmingly close to my wake-up-and-go-to-church hour this morning, I awoke to a wood tick crawling on my lip, headed straight for the tropical regions of my mouth. I faintly heard it whispering, "Wake up, you heathen bitch. Go to church!" Naturally, I ignored it and flicked it across the room because I was too lazy to get up and flush it down the toilet or fry the little sucker.
Okay okay, so the tick didn't talk (get it? tick, no talk!), but I felt like it should have, waking me up and trying to get me out of bed when it did.
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Hello Amanda,
There are lots and lots of kittens at both the Coon Rapids and the Golden Valley Humane Societies. Just thought you'd like to know.
I leave Duluth exactly two weeks from now, and leave the country altogether in a little under three weeks. Holy crap.
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